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Our company is a global leader in beer drinking with many participations in most prestigious world beer contests.
We’re looking for people who likes beer, football and parties.
The perfect candidate must:
1. be able to drink at least 10 liters of beer each day
2. be a Beer Certified Professional or held a related college degree
3. be able to provide at least 2 references from bars, pubs or clubs
4. be able to name at least 20 major brands of beer in less then 20 seconds
5 be able to carry 10 liters of beer to the 2nd floor in less then 20 seconds
6. be able to dance specially on tables
7. be able to say “Dude, where is my beer?” in at least 5 foreign languages
8. have a medical certificate showing that the psychical condition to cope with above mentioned working environment
Please send CV to ro-office@absoluteitsolutions.com and a picture with you drinking your favorite beer.

PS: Must know Visual Studio.NET

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